Consumer Guide Album

Jeff Evans Porkestra: When Pigs Dance [self-released, 2025]
"Sixty-watt bulb in a 40-watt socket" documents an EP's worth of a world where "old people ain't as old as they used to be," lost dogs leave a trail of puppies where they bury their bone, the sun sinks whenever Evans leaves the girl who holds out on the loving until she gets her Sunday beer, and if it's green lights all the way to her house it's also green lights all the way home. A−