Robert Christgau: Album: Biz Markie: I Need a Haircut

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Biz Markie: I Need a Haircut [Cold Chillin', 1991]
Everyrapper as Everynerd--his manageable tribulations, his modest progress, his magniloquent doody jokes ("T.S.R. [Toilet Stool Rap]," "Busy Doin' Nothing") ***