Consumer Guide Album

The Bellamy Brothers: Greatest Hits [MCA, 1982]
Shameless, hooky, and slick, their country is about as pure as Mike Curb, who signed them, but if you can resist "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me" you don't eat fried food, and I say the hell with you. Nonpuritans are directed to "Get Into Reggae Cowboy," which I'm glad I never heard on the radio because it might have palled there--in controlled doses it's the equal of "Lovers Live Longer" and "Redneck Girl." B+