Consumer Guide Album

The Outlaws: The Outlaws [Arista, 1975]
Outlaws my ass--I bet they'd punch a time clock if it'd make the tour go smoother. Combining the most digestible elements of the Eagles and the Allmans without ever hinting that there might be a teensy bit of genius or even originality beneath the surface--because there isn't--this is now the hottest new rock group in America. How depressing. C-