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Beach House

  • Beach House [Carpark, 2006] Dud
  • Teen Dream [Sub Pop, 2010] *
  • Bloom [Sub Pop, 2012] A-
  • Depression Cherry [Sub Pop, 2015] **
  • Thank Your Lucky Stars [Sub Pop download, 2015] **

Consumer Guide Reviews:

Beach House [Carpark, 2006] Dud

Teen Dream [Sub Pop, 2010]
Teeny-weeny dreamy-themey pokey-wokey tune-a-rooney ("Lover of Mine," "Norway"). *

Bloom [Sub Pop, 2012]
Since Victoria Legrand is from France, figure the beach house belongs to Alex Scally's parents--a safe haven of keepsakes and used furniture, a temporary site that leaves a person free to laze and dream, kind of like youth in the old days. In 2010 the duo's Teen Dream clarified their tunes and expressed their personal confusion in bad poetry. But though this sounds similar at a distance, in fact it's quite distinct, cultivating a gauziness that intensifies their lo-fi while keeping the imagery plain if not always straightforward. Verbally, both albums play the dark card, only now Legrand's anxiety is existential and universal--"Wouldn't you like to know how far you've got to go," "The voices in the hall/Will carry on their talking." The simple, deliberate chords and anthemic repetitions that give the anxiety form would be damn pretty at a minimum if she was counting seashells. Countering the depressive undertow, that form is both a spiritual triumph and the aural equivalent of Jesus and Mary Chain frosting a birthday cake. A-

Depression Cherry [Sub Pop, 2015]
Some lyrics are hard to ignore, others hard not to ignore, so file this with Clams Casino and pull it out when you're in the mood for background music with a saccharine soprano flavor--which has its uses ("Levitation," "Sparks") **

Thank Your Lucky Stars [Sub Pop download, 2015]
Seldom in the annals of marginal differentiation has so much been made of so little as with the near-simultaneous release of two certifiably different yet obviously similar albums by the alt-pretty snoozemeisters ("Elegy to the Void," "Somewhere Tonight") **