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  • Urban Dancefloor Guerillas [Uncle Jam/CBS Associated, 1983] A-

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Urban Dancefloor Guerillas [Uncle Jam/CBS Associated, 1983]
Though side one shows off songs so tuneful and witty they'd have me doing handstands if they showed up on a Cameo or Gap Band album, their raggedy-ass elan doesn't quite suit the spritz they generate. Anyway, songs aren't George Clinton's gift to the world. Side two is George Clinton's gift to the world. You pump up and down, you pump up and down, you pump up and down, and then you break it down. A-