Robert Christgau: Dean of American Rock Critics

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Asia

  • Asia [Geffen, 1982] C-

Consumer Guide Reviews:

Asia [Geffen, 1982]
The art-rock Foreigner is a find--rare that a big new group is bad enough to sink your teeth into any more. John Wetton and Steve Howe added excitement to contexts as pretentious as King Crimson and Yes, but this is just pompous--schlock in the grand manner, with synthesizers John Williams would love. And after listening to two lyrics about why they like their girlfriends, three about "surviving," and four about why they don't like their girlfriends, I'm ready for brain salad surgery. Inspirational Verse: "So many lines/You've heard them all/A lie is every one/From men who never understand your personality." C-

Further Notes:

Everything Rocks and Nothing Ever Dies [1990s]