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Platinum Hook

  • Platinum Hook [Motown, 1979] D+

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Platinum Hook [Motown, 1979]
Taken though I am with the nominal ingenuity of such pomp-rock tyros as Trillion and Tycoon, this disco concoction wins first prize in the latest name-that-band sweepstakes. Talk about your money and your mouth. But in the future perhaps an even more direct approach is indicated. Possibilities: Rack Jobber, Airplay, AOR, A&R, Executive Vice President for Promotion and Marketing. D+