Robert Christgau: Dean of American Rock Critics

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  • Fabulous Muscles [5 Rue Christine, 2004] C
  • La Forêt [5RC, 2005] Dud

Consumer Guide Reviews:

Fabulous Muscles [5 Rue Christine, 2004]
The musical parsimony, cultural insularity, moral certitude, and histrionic affectations of these lo-fi artier-than-thous promise indie ideologues whole lifetimes of egoistic irrelevance. "Why should I care if you get killed?" Jamie Stewart asks a "stupid" "jock" Iraq G.I. he makes sure remains out of earshot. He gets closer to the title sex object: "Cremate me after you come on my lips honey boy." But somehow one doubts things will end so exquisitely. C

La Forêt [5RC, 2005] Dud