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Exposé

  • Exposure [Arista, 1987] B-
  • Exposé [Arista, 1993] Dud

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Exposure [Arista, 1987]
This paints its frontwomen a blank beige so as not to distract from the electrobeats, which it mixes high and clear enough to deliver three dancy hits and set up the platinum-plated schlockaballad "Seasons Change." Smart shoppers will note that the "Seasons Change" 12-inch features a 10-minute megamix of said hits, then learn that the megamix isn't quite long enough--the thrill of a great electrobeat is having it ravish you again after you thought you'd had your fill. Damn bizzers nail you coming and going. B-

Exposé [Arista, 1993] Dud