Xgau SezThese are questions submitted by readers, and answered by Robert Christgau. New ones will appear in batches every third Tuesday. To ask your own question, please use this form. January 18, 2023[Q] Capitalism or socialism? -- Anonymous, United States [A]
If those are my only choices, socialism of course. But as you seem
suspiciously unaware in your anonymous way, perhaps because you think
capitalism is the only right answer and want to provoke me, they're
not. I refer you to
"Dark Night of the Quants," a 2011
Barnes & Noble Review column conveniently collected in my
2018 Duke University Press Book Reports, where I report on 10
books about the 2008 financial crisis, one of them summed up thusly:
"Ha-Joon Chang, 23 Things They Don't Tell You About
Capitalism. South Korean-born British economist loves Swedish
capitalism and hates the free-market kind. Like most liberal
economists, not much use on political implementation of his sane
proposals. A−" Which is to respond, there is a middle ground, and
Chang explains it very well.
December 21, 2022Music without distraction, the Kanye question, liking what you like, murder most foul, being a long-haired Clash fan, and Courtship 101. [Q] Hi Christgau, I love to listen to music when I write. I know you say you're basically always listening to music, but do you reach for instrumental/foreign-language albums when you want to concentrate? I find that vocals sung in a language I understand can be distracting to my writing. What are your top albums for getting some heavy critical work done? Thanks, love your stuff. -- Cas McKenna, Albuquerque [A]
I don't find lyrics distracting except when they are, which is usually
a sign of quality, although not necessarily a decisive one. For over
50 years I've run music through my head at every opportunity while
almost never finding it a distraction, lyrics or no
lyrics. Professionally and going back to when I was a teenager with
the radio on, the whole point of nonstop music for me is to find out
what insists on closer attention, on being consciously heard, which
needn't be lyrics by any means but when it is matters big-time, so
that I often go back to concentrate harder on a second pass at a verse
or chorus. Admittedly, however, this happens more often when I'm
cleaning up the kitchen than when I'm trying to eke out my next
sentence.
[Q] What do we make of Kanye's latest antics? This isn't the first time one of my heroes has let me down. Learning of Chuck Berry's misdeeds truly broke my heart. But I've always been able to separate the art from the artist. I am still able to enjoy Chuck's lyricism and his riffs, the memories associated with them, and what they mean for rock and roll. But what about Kanye? Whose personality is so central to his music? Honestly, it's been hard to listen to him again after all the hate he's been spewing. -- Alfonso Godoy, Tegucigalpa, Honduras [A]
I've barely listened to Kanye since determining that
My Beautiful Dark Twisted
Fantasy belonged in my
best-of-decade list a few
years ago, which was before he lost his musical mojo whilst shoving
his cruel and clueless current politics in our collective
face. Couldn't get through Donda, by which time I felt no obligation
to. The
early records remain great; I'm
not even sure they'd hint at his madness were I to try to go back and
find it there, which I won't because fuck him. His presidential run
appalled me even before one of his electoral votaries ruined the lives
of two hard-working black and female south Georgia election officials
on top of everything else. Delusory Trumpy paranoia with anti-Semitism
on top is not a forgivable personality quirk--as it's often said in
his defense, it's a sign of mental illness. There are those who
believe this illness deserves our attentive compassion in part because
he was and in some respects may still remain a genius. Not me. Having
lost interest in his "personality" at least a decade ago, I suppose
it's possible he'll become sane or anyway saner again. But I never
identified personally with his genius--just enjoyed the musical
consequences and hoped he'd make something socially useful of it,
which he never did. And Jesus is in no position to help him now
because Jesus never was.
[Q] When you started writing about music, rock was seen as bohemian and progressive. Now the kids see it as old-fashioned dad music. All the hip critics scorn it as white male cultural appropriation of black music. (I get the poptimist argument, but I'm just not into their kind of music.) Everyone assumes that it's on the way out. I feel like an old fart for loving it, but love it I do. You're older than I am. How do you justify loving to the kids these days? -- Richard, Washington D.C. [A]
I don't know what you're talking about. What "hip critics"? Do "hip"
people even say "hip" anymore? For that matter, do they say "rock"? I
count maybe seven what I'd call "rock" records among my provisional
2022 A albums so far: Gogol Bordello, Drive-By Truckers, Superchunk,
Derek Senn, Terry Klein, Amyl and the Sniffers, Paranoid Style,
arguably Emperor X, how about Craig Finn or Bonnie Raitt, maybe Wet
Leg or the Beths or the Mammoth Penguins although perhaps you think
the last three are too femme and/or "pop" to make the cut, although
how anyone could think Paranoid Style much less Amyl and the Sniffers
aren't "rock" I can't imagine. So right, Archers of Loaf was a
disappointment. Then what? Did the lamentable Foo Fighters put out a
record I forgot about in 2022? The even duller 1975 did, right? Do
"hip" people really apply the so self-evident they verge on stupid
racial points to newer bands? Do they now disallow let's say the
Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin altogether on those grounds, which in
those cases and many others have been explicitly understood for half a
century without meaningfully diminishing their aesthetic originality
or bohemian-progressive stature in a history that has of all things
moved on with the years? If "the kids" can't hear that originality am
I supposed to waste my time explaining it for the umpteenth time,
almost certainly to no avail? Like what you like and don't worry about
being "hip." Hip is a snake pit.
[Q] I have just a small question. Do you have a personal top three songs about killing your girlfriend/spouse? Mine are: "IYDKMIGHTKY," Type O Negative; "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," the Beatles; "Time of the Preacher," Willie Nelson. P.S. I had to limit myself to one Type O song. They are all so good! -- Hig Hauer, San Luis Obispo [A]
Though I can't find it in myself to blame Nelson for trying his hand
at that immemorial American folksong subgenre the murder ballad, a
mode I've never had much use for myself, I will note that "Time of the
Preacher" is the lead track of what I long ago called Nelson's most
overrated album,
Red Headed Stranger. If I
ever noticed that "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" was about a bad boy
bashing people with an expensive toy, I'd forgotten, though I admit
McCartney does fairly well with an inscrutably mock-ironic tone that
renders the song a one-shot in his vast if oft lightweight
catalogue. As for Type O Negative, if you're telling some version of
the truth about your deep love for this band I urge you to seek
psychiatric counsel at your earliest convenience.
[Q] During what years did you have long hair, and what made you decide to chop it off? -- Nicholas Cox, Cambridge, Massachusetts [A]
I grew my hair out only in late 1967, which means I wasn't much of a
pathfinder, only then stubbornly not to say perversely refused to cut
it in the punk years. As a Clash groupie pointed out to me in French
after their amazing late-'77 Leeds concert: "Tu as les cheveux
longues." Two-and-a-half years later, however, Carola and I underwent
a marital crisis in the wake of five years of infertility trauma, and
as often happens to people in such fraught moments I decided to cut my
hair. Felt good. Have been patronizing the same barber ever since.
[Q] Do you like the Quicksilver Messenger Service? Songs not albums. If not, why send it to Carola? -- Milan Nikolich, Belgrade, Serbia [A]
As I keep saying, people like what they like, and if one of them
happens to be the most winsome woman you've ever met and the
appropriate memorabilia comes your way, you give it to her to let her
know she's both entitled to her own opinion and on your mind. That's
just Courtship 101. Wrapping that promotional Quicksikver kite up for
the mail was actually kind of tricky. But the effort I made to send it
to Carola was one of the smartest things I've ever done. I've since
introduced her to years of music she likes way more than she ever
liked Quicksilver.
November 16, 2022À la recherche du temps perdu ('50s edition), worthwhile Canadians, Taylor v. Joni, Sarah Palin v. Jeffrey Lewis, and the electric kool-aid Dock Ellis revelation [Q] Any chance you'll write a '60s or '50s rock book? Any chance you'll write today's concept of what that time was about? You said (one time long ago) the transition between '50s and '60s was endlessly complex. Sounds like a book or two, to me at least. -- Milan N, Belgrade [A]
Oddly enough, a history of '50s rock and roll--please not '60s rock, a
far vaster and less coherent subject--went on my agenda around the
time I began teaching at NYU in 2005, because it quickly became clear
that my students knew next to nothing about it. I even wrote a Barnes
& Noble piece musing about this lacuna, and designed a '50s course
that I taught at NYU in 2015. If I didn't have my Substack gig I might
even be working on it, though later I came up with another book idea I
might also have pursued. But I do have my Substack gig, and it's very
nearly a full-time job, and I'm 80, and the love of my life thinks I
work too hard. So don't hold your breath.
[Q] What is your opinion of the early albums of Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry on Chess? I know you've recommended greatest hits albums by both artists but I'm curious if you think their individual albums hold up themselves. No question that there is a mediocre track or two on each of their albums but the overall consistency and originality of Berry albums like More Chuck Berry and St. Louis to Liverpool and Chuck Berry Is on Top and of Diddley albums like Bo Diddley Is a Gunslinger and Have Guitar Will Travel and Bo Diddley Is a Lover amazes me and I wonder if you feel the same. -- Scott, New York City [A]
Since I'm old enough to own both Bo's great Robert
Palmer-curated/annotated Chess Box and Bo's The Definitive
Collection, which I recommended to Blender readers 15 year
ago ago after Chess Box went out of print and which are now
both collectors' items, those are what I play. But note too that early
Bo is old enough to be available in one of those cheap multi-album
gray market European packages that as copyrights expire are now
surfacing on a lot of Black music from the '50s, and I bet all that
music is pretty good. Nonetheless, I'm happy with what I've got, so
I'll leave my Bo advice there and if you prefer to mine Discogs be my
guest. As for Chuck, I'm old enough to own his Chess Box too,
but generally I go to either the great The Definitive
Collection or else something post-Chess: Chuck, the 2021
Live from Blueberry Hill, recently 1979's Rockit
too. Since you ask, The Definitive Collection includes
everything I find worthwhile from Chuck Berry Is on Top.
St. Louis to Liverpool is several shades better. But given
how much other great music is out in the world, in my opinion life
is too short, and not just if you're 80, to devote too much time
to these fine distinctions.
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[Q] American/European media dominates. The number one radio station in Central Ontario plays mostly American, but you can always count on at least one song by "The Hip" or the song "Go For a Soda" to help reach the Cancon quota. Other than that, mostly AC/DC. The only other popular stations are country. You won't happen upon any Sloan or Teenage Head by turning a Canadian radio dial. You stumble upon that stuff either by reading, or through your Dad. Government funded art programs help local acts release a cassette or slightly bigger ones have any career at all, but everything worthwhile gets buried by the Hip. Newer music is only played on the radio through particular campuses or occasionally on CBC. Is this a case of the old deliberately ignoring the young? Ps. Here's a list of worthwhile Canadians that nobody's dad stands up for: Tops, Baby Labour, Fet.Nat, Lido Pimienta, Luge, Ian James Bain, Keita Juma, Black Dresses, and New Fries. -- Justin Grignon, Petersborough, Ontario [Q] Taylor Swift > Joni Mitchell. Thoughts? -- Nicholas Wanhella, Vancouver [A]
As these silly mind games go, this strikes me as a good one, which is
why I've agreed to play. In terms of schooled skill and raw talent,
your > isn't a crazy notion at all, at least by me, because I
happen to be both a longtime admirer of Swift, who in 2008 started
getting nothing but A's save one B plus, and a Joni skeptic, with
little if any use for the vast preponderance of albums that followed
her extraordinary 1970-74 run of Ladies of the Canyon,
Blue, For the Roses, and Court and Spark: The
Hissing of Summer Lawns, Don Juan's Reckless Daughter, and
the misbegotten Mingus seemed half-assed at best and much of
what followed was worse than that. Many people I like and mightily
respect have loved that post-Court and Spark music, especially
the first three--Eric Lott and the late great Karin Berg come to
mind. But for me the records kept getting worse except for the superb
2000 covers album Both Sides Now, few worse than 2007's
Shine, which I
panned brutally for Rolling
Stone. Swift's popcraft is so consistent that she's never sunk
nearly that low. And yet, and yet, as I hear it Swift has also never
recorded anything remotely in the same league as that 1970-74 run,
where not only are the songs and singing nonpareil (and in different,
evolving ways at that) but the musical conception is nonpareil as
well--the ethereal folkie of Mitchell's debut Joni Mitchell and
follow-up Clouds braves the harmonic complexities of the jazz
that as I hear it will then contribute to her artistic undoing in the
late '70s. This is music that has few equals as music anywhere--not
just in Swift's sizable catalogue but in the entire rock
canon. Blue and For the Roses are albums I find myself
wanting to hear again. Fine though they are, Red and
Evermore aren't.
[Q] Do you still think Sarah Palin is as smart as Jeffrey Lewis? -- Ronan Connelly, Salt Lake City [A]
The source of this calumny is
my pan of the 2008 covers album
Lewis did on U.K. punk anarchists the Crass, a more-rad-than-thou band
I heartily disliked due to their barely concealed contempt for the
working stiffs and ordinary yobs they supposedly wanted to remake the
economy for without ever beginning to specify how this noble goal
might be achieved. The relevant passage read as follows:
"Historically, people in this economy [meaning the one that failed the
working class] have taken what they can get and had some fun in their
spare time. They like Sarah Palin because they know she's as smart as
Jeffrey Lewis and suspect they're not all that far behind themselves."
Not long thereafter, Lewis formed a
working alliance with Peter
Stampfel that continues to this day, and as a friend of Stampfel I
got to know him, where he proved much smarter than his misbegotten
Crass project as did many of his solo albums, most memorably 2015's
Manhattan. A fine artist
and an ace guy,
I've come to think. But as to whether Palin is as smart as he is,
I wouldn't rule that out. For sure she's shrewder than she looks or
she wouldn't have survived this long, though she did get swamped on
election night, splitting the vote with another Republican and thus it
seems enabling Democrat and native Alaskan Mary Peltola to continue to
represent her largely Republican state in the House.
[Q] It is with respect and admiration that I share my revelation with you. Everyone from our planet knows about the Dock Ellis on acid no-hitter. There are songs, books and probably t-shirts and buttons. But did you, or anyone, till me, notice that in the box score that day was the line: Ellis, D. pitcher ( LSD !!!!)
October 19, 2022On identifying left Democrat but not audiophile, rooting for Harry Styles, missing Gram Parsons, avoiding the b-word, and loving Canada (but not the Tragically Hip) [Q] Were you always a pablum-puking liberal or did you have to be brainwashed? -- Ronald Regan, Austin, Texas [A]
I was raised in a born-again Christian family in Queens, Republicans
though never true conservatives who like most Americans came to think
the Vietnam War was a mistake. I started moving away from Christianity
in my early teens, explicitly espousing atheism at 17. Influenced by
several women I cared for, prominently including the two referred to
in the Canada question below, I became a leftist in the '60s and would
now label myself a "left Democrat" because I believe the word
"progressive" has lost most of its mojo. I thank you for giving me an
excuse to remind And It Don't Stop readers that there are crucial
elections taking place November 8, perhaps as crucial as any we've
known, and to urge them to vote as soon as possible as well as donate
to favored candidates, as I have to over a dozen since March or
so. Never since World War II has democracy been in so much peril.
[Q] I love your writing, and you have impacted my life in many ways. I saw Flipper at CBGB because of you. And much more. My question: what about Harry E. Styles? My daughter won tickets to one of the recent MSG shows on a local radio station and I took her. Sorry, but it was absolutely amazing, musically and otherwise. Can you acknowledge? "Watermelon Sugar" is a highlight, but far from the only one. He is a progressive dude and as musical as hell. Give credit where it is due! -- Stephen Petersen, Delaware [A]
Thanks for the tip, but wanted to make clear that because I generally
open the Xgau Sez stuff only as deadline approaches that it was not
your query that started me listening. It was my musically savvy
daughter's enthusiasm, she bought tickets to more than one show, plus
the imprimatur of Rob Sheffield at Rolling Stone and the
general vibe--heard two different baseball announcers report on taking
their daughters and expressing credible respect (although Michael Kay
was careful to say that he was "no Bruce"). Despite my complete
indifference to One Direction, it seemed to me I should at least
Spotify him a little, and almost immediately--I started with the
debut--I was impressed by the clarity and definition of the production
as well as lyrical snatches here and there. I'd love to see him, and
I'm rooting for him--for him to retain a modicum of sanity under such
circumstances is next to impossible.
[Q] Gram Parsons didn't take kindly to Roger McGuinn replacing his vocals on Sweetheart of the Rodeo; he said in an interview that McGuinn "erased it and did the vocals himself and fucked it up." Do you hear it that way or nah? -- Sebastian, Santiago [A]
First of all, I see where there's a mega-reissue of Sweetheart of the
Radio, which I knew naught of, because I have just about zero interest
in these everything-included retrospectives. They're the rawest kind
of corporate profit-taking and collectoritis, plus I have more old
music I love in my shelves than I'll ever hear again, plus I still
enjoy a lot of new stuff. Second, the Byrds have not aged well. They
were the true folk-rock, which means among other things devoid of
groove--their drummer, Michael Clarke, was the most stationary of his
time, and he had competition. And their best singer wasn't leader
McGuinn but Lord help them David Crosby, who admittedly did end up
making something of himself. They meant a lot in their time on the
basis of "Eight Miles High" alone, I still like Notorious in
particular, and Sweetheart is several tads more than OK, though
if you want to hear somebody cover "You Ain't Going Nowhere" I suggest
Maria Muldaur. Third, Gram
Parsons was a genius and a superb singer and they weren't. If he says
his vocals were better than McGuinn's I see no reason not to believe
him because I'd be surprised if they weren't, though doing the
compare-and-contrast mambo with a YouTube version of the mega-reissue
got tiresome fast. The
Flying Burrito Brothers' The
Gilded Palace of Sin remains one of my favorite albums ever. In
addition to being a genius, Parsons was clearly cursed, and I'm very
sorry he's gone.
[Q] For what it's worth, "It's Britney, Bitch" is the iconic opening line of her song "Gimme More." So while Gary K may have been a man appropriating the word, he was quoting a woman, and if it was supposed to sound cool, that's because Britney used it to sound cool. Why he thinks she ruled pop unchallenged from Madonna until Beyoncé I couldn't guess. On the other hand, you were dead on about Fantano's use of the word: sexist and hateful, and he should be ashamed. -- Ronan Connelly, Salt Lake City [A]
I knew this going in. But I've come to feel so strongly about "bitch"
that I believe all men, gay men included, should make it a rule to
stay away from it except in direct and explicit quotation. That said,
however, it's certainly reasonable for you to alert readers who never
think about Britney to this wrinkle.
[Q] Could you describe your audio system(s)? -- Faisal Ali, Toronto [A]
Not without great difficulty except to say that whenever I go over to
Joe Levy's place I notice how much better his is. All my stuff is of
quality without approaching audiophile standards I have no use for and
would probably fuck up quick. For me what's important is its reach. My
sound man is Perry Brandston, who I've known since 1966, when he was
nine. He does sound for a living and is renowned for his knowledgeable
and original and for just that reason eccentric setups. I have
speakers in the dining room (formerly the living room "good ones,"
still loud and clear but now 30 years old), which abuts our open-plan
kitchen and is where I do most of my joint listening with
Carola. Early this year I replaced the finally kaput single workaday
speaker in the bedroom, which is now mostly mine because for insomnia
reasons Carola and I seldom sleep in the same room anymore (and Lord
do I miss it), with an expensive one Perry recommended when it crapped
out--there I hear music in mono. I have a quality but far from
high-end hi-fi setup in my office and own a very good turntable I
seldom use. But I also have Bose desktop speakers where I often check
out stuff on Spotify etc. because I don't fancy the bother of crossing
the room to punch the right buttons on my pre-amp. This was true long
before I hit 80.
[Q] Overall, you seem pretty unimpressed with the Canadian music scene. While international artists like Neil Young or Arcade Fire are obvious exceptions, many of the most beloved bands inside the Great White North merit reviews that that range from tepid (Sloan, Guess Who, Gordon Lightfoot) to caustic (Tragically Hip, Rush, K-os). While the indie rock scene here gets occasional honorable mentions, many key Canuck bands don't merit reviews at all (Rheostatics, Sarah Harmer, Lowest of the Low, Teenage Head), and the same can be said of not just punk (Dayglo Abortions, Fucked Up, Forgotten Rebels), but rap (from Choclair & Maestro Fresh Wes to Snotty Nose Rez Kids & Kinnie Starr) and electronic music (from Skinny Puppy up through Holy Fuck and A Tribe Called Red). Not that I'm not a fan of them all myself, or that your take is idiosyncratic, but I'm curious: do you have any thoughts about what it is about what it is that makes so much Canadian music of such strictly regional appeal? -- Jim, Toronto [A]
I love Canada. I had a long-distance romance with a Canadian woman I
remember with great fondness and respect that I broke off when I fell
for Ellen Willis in early 1966. But before then I visited her every
few months in Toronto, Quebec City, and Montreal, where I first saw
the Rolling Stones live in November 1964 and was amazed to walk past
the bus station afterward and see more male longhairs than had yet
materialized in the East Village waiting to return to the boonies. I
covered the big Toronto rock and roll festival in September 1969, also
the Stones there in 1975. I've vacationed with my family in Canada
several times. And to my way of thinking I've also loved plenty of
Canadian music, particularly Neil Young and (early) Joni Mitchell but
going all the way back to the Guess Who's "Undun," one of the
linchpins of my 1969
"In Memory of the Dave Clark
Five." I'd assume that among the 14 acts named not in my recall
memory there are one or two worth an Honorable Mention and zero worth
an A, because I have a pretty good network. I would assume these would
be "indie" or "punk," because most rock bands I like these days are. I
would brag that I'd read Leonard Cohen's Beautiful Losers
before he released his first album and point out that I've said very
nice things about such alt-rock as Tokyo Police Club, Pony, and
especially the New Pornographers, fourth on the Dean's List in 2017. I
would note that I've given A's to such rappers as Shad, K'naan,
Backxwash, and the great Buck 65. I would note as well that the
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation requires that its outlets promote
Canadian music with disproportionate airplay. And I would wonder if,
as I suspect, your hurt feelings go back to my disdain for the neither
tragic nor hip Tragically Hip, the Great Mythic Unjustly Ignored
Canadian Rock Band. Worse than Kansas, my sole review reported, and it
doesn't get much worse than that.
September 21, 2022Spotify praxis, a stupid feud, the greatness of the Funk Brothers, a sense of destiny that comes out in the sound, pop queens filed under 'B,' and right-wingers lie about everything (including punk) [Q] I can see why Spotify is essential to doing your job--free streaming of selected songs for members of your audience who don't pay for music. Why don't you offer your audience that pays the option of streaming via Apple Music? After all, those who pay, especially Apple users, tend to be higher value users. -- John Gitelman, Stow, Massachusetts [A]
Since I receive very few promo CDs or DLs, Spotify is how I get to
hear all the albums I don't have in my possession--a tiny proportion
of the total available, of course, but hundreds a month. After
multiple plays I decide which ones sound good enough to review and
eventually buy, preferably as physicals, because for various reasons
technological, psychological, and journalistic I prefer to review
physicals--those I'm compelled to merely download I then burn. The
Spotify songs included with the CG, which play at full length for
readers who are Spotify subscribers and 30 seconds for those who
aren't, leaves what readers then do with these albums up to them. I
hope they buy some themselves, which is why I almost never publish
pre-release reviews. But I have no control over that.
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