Xgau SezThese are questions submitted by readers, and answered by Robert Christgau. New ones will appear in batches every third Tuesday. To ask your own question, please use this form. June 26, 2025[Q] Hi, Bob, I am a nostalgic person. Even if we are in different places, I always find some resonances with my culture when reading your articles, such as the Hong Fat restaurant on Mott Street that closed many years ago mentioned in your biography, the black bean sauce beef you ate with your grandfather when you were a child, and the winter melon cake you bought in your article. Can you tell us about your story with Hong Fat and these Cantonese restaurants? -- Mike Chan, Guangzhou, China [A]
In the Queens where I grew up in the '50s and '60s the Chinese people
who have long dominated the Main Street area of my native Flushing
were still exotic and Chinese restaurants rare although fairly busy on
Sundays. My beloved grandfather Tom Snyder lived a few miles closer to
Manhattan in Forest Hills, already a relatively Jewish neighborhood,
and in his open minded way explored the culinary offerings of Queens
Boulevard, which is how he came to take me to the place he called "the
Chinese." I have no doubt I ordered what he recommended when he
did. Hong Fat, however, was another story. I was introduced to it by
the great editor Clay Felker, who gave me my start in magazine
journalism, when circa 1967 I gave him a lift in my car from the
downtown offices of what I think was called the World Journal
Tribune to his snazzy 57th Street apartment and he suggested we
stop for a bite in Chinatown, which was then almost entirely south of
Canal Street. That I should a) own a car in NYC (whence I commuted to
Newark so I could work for the Star-Ledger there) and b) be
able to find a place to park it in Chinatown (those streets were short
and narrow) was highly atypical even for the time. But Clay knew his
restaurants and directed me to the now long-gone Cantonese Hong Fat,
63 Mott Street. Hong Fat definitely had a rep as both cheap and good
and I subsequently ate there many times. There are now Chinese
restaurants all over Manhattan, although we're still scrounging around
for a first-rate one in our nabe. But there are few as mythic as Hong
Fat.
[Q] Were you made aware of Michael Hurley's passing? I was a big fan of his work, but did not get to know about his death a month after the fact. -- Nissim, Bombay, India [A]
I was aware of his passing early and was in fact
interviewed about him by a mag connected to my New Hampshire-based
alma mater Dartmouth College. Check him out
on my site, where I make clear
enough that his late work is a lot creakier if still often fun than
the masterful Have Moicy! On the other hand, much of the early
music was pretty damn good.
[Q] Seriously, Warren Zevon's Mr. Bad Example is a dud? It's all cement factory sunshine, beer drinking in the toxic sunshine down on the corner. That's at least an A, man. -- Martin Moeller, Vejle, Denmark [A]
I don't really expect amateurs to fully grok
my grading "system," but
let me make two points. First, much better to say "at least an A
minus," because "at least an A" implies "maybe even an A plus," and A
pluses are too rare to make unlikely claims for. Second, that little
face next to the album you have every right to adore because your
taste is your own, doesn't indicate Dud, it indicates what I like to
call Neither. The little bomb next to Learning to Flinch indicates
Dud. Under these circumstances I feel no obligation to relisten to
these albums unless you get the Warren Zevon Fan Club on the job and
maybe not then either—though I did appreciate your putting the
effort into those somewhat obscure beer and cement metaphors.
May 21, 2025On guitar: Sister Rosetta Tharpe, Bones check, the spiritual exhaustion of the Must to Avoid, quality albums never to be heard again, the excellence of the A minus, and Xgau on film. [Q] Your article about Tiny Tim and Sly Stone turning their weddings into spectacles left out Sister Rosetta Tharpe, who staged her wedding to her manager in 1951 at Griffith Stadium Washington DC for 25,000 paying customers (according to Wikipedia). I also have a question: I have a three-CD set of her recordings that concentrates on her gospel singing. That's ok as far as it goes, but do you know of a collection that focuses on her guitar playing? What videos I've been able to find are real knockouts. Thank you. -- Paul Hardin, Dearborn, Michigan [A]
I've written about plenty of gospel music over the years,
but—call it the lapsed Christian in me—nowhere near as
comprehensively as I have blues, where I'm not a completist either. I
no longer recall how my
Tharpe review came to pass,
though it was only five years ago, but for sure there's plenty of
guitar on that album. Were I to make a project of it I'm sure I'd find
more of her music I liked but not therefore music that demanded
coverage or was right down my alley. Plus serious gospel delving would
probably unbalance my music coverage in general. As for throwing
herself a Griffith Stadium wedding, a story I don't recall ever
running across, I say good for her. For one thing, there's no doubting
the strength of her religious commitment as there is with Sly and
Tiny.
[Q] Have you or Carola read John Lurie's memoir, The History of Bones? Carola features in a very funny anecdote in Chapter 23. -- Ryan S., Barrington, New Hampshire. [A]
That one never came in the mail, although I do have some social
connections to Lurie that to the best of my faltering recollection do
not touch on Carola. If somebody were to send me a copy I promise I'd
take a look at Chapter 1 after checking out Chapter 23. But not
therefore to finish the thing. That would have to be on narrative
merit alone, though for sure Lurie is a very smart guy.
[Q] Some of my favorite things you've ever written are negative reviews for albums I've never listened to and probably never will, often by artists about whom I have no knowledge or opinion. I don't know why this is, but I think it has something to do with the way you convey your ideas about music you dislike—it helps me clarify why I dislike certain things, and thinking this way helps me understand and appreciate why I like what I like. I know you don't write pans anymore and you've said you don't miss it, which makes sense, But was there a point in your career when you felt like processing what you dislike helped you enjoy what you like? -- Ben, Grand Rapids, Michigan [A]
For quite a while I counteracted the Voice's annual Thanksgiving
things-to-be-thankful-for guff, which I found ickily liberal, by
writing an annual all-pans November CG I dubbed the Turkey Shoot, plus
for a while there every CG included one highly unrecommended album I
dubbed the Must to Avoid, a label inspired by the Herman's Hermits hit
"(She's) A Must to Avoid." I once did an EMP lecture about these
devices in which I explained that the basic reason I did this over and
above broadening my coverage was that it's easier to be funny when
you're putting something down. The lecture also reported to the
assembled academics that while this ploy may have looked easy in fact
I found it intellectually and spiritually exhausting.
[Q] Reflecting on a sentiment you shared a couple of years ago, you mentioned that one of the unfortunate aspects of being a music critic is the realization that there are albums you love but may never get to listen to again. As I grow older, I find myself experiencing a similar challenge with the albums I cherish. Could you share if there are any albums that you think about fondly but are unlikely to revisit in the future? How often (if ever) do you think about albums like Attempted Mustache by Loudon Wainwright III, Wide Awake by the Vulgar Boatmen, Party Music by the Coup, D Is for Dumptruck by Dumptruck, Stateless by Lene Lovich. -- A. Ridwan, Chemnitz, Germany [A]
For reasons of physical convenience I don't play much vinyl or I'd add
Attempted Mustache to the sole album you named that made me
think it might be a good idea to put on right now: the Coup's Party
Music. Without checking back I'm also pretty sure that one's the
only full A. OTOH, were any of those albums to be requested by a guest
(or maybe in the highly unlikely event that Nina, who turns 40 in June
and has her own pantheon that enabled me to warm to Queen, belatedly
became interested in alt-rock) of course I'd pull them out. And I bet
they'd sound more than OK. But there are obviously countless alt-rock
acts and other artists of some quality too that I'll never hear again.
[Q] 127 A+ grades from 15,000+ reviews over more than 50 years. Seems low given all the time and effort so many people have put in trying to create a masterwork. Is it that difficult? Or is the dreaded bell curve in effect? Do you think literature, visual arts, or even movies would have a similarly low excellence rate? Avoidance where there is no pleasure to be found is just as useful. -- Ben O'Neil, Toronto, Canada [A]
There are plenty of A and A minus records—all of them, to be
precise—that achieve a measure of "excellence." If they didn't I
would't give them A's of any sort. Those A plus albums (and quite a
few full A's as well), however, are at a different level of
excellence. In general they prove to be not just really good but
actively thrilling, enthralling, uplifting, renewing. They make you
feel better about being a human being, which these days the entire
anti-Trump cohort needs (and if you don't belong to that cohort get
out of here.)
[Q] Hi Bob, I may be wrong but I don't recall you writing anything about the always watchable 1999 four-part Rock n' Roll Animal documentary residing over on YouTube. I'd be interested in hearing how it came about, what you thought of it at the time, and what you think of it now looking back (can it really be?) over a quarter of a century on. -- Trevor Minter, Shoreham by Sea, United Kingdom [A]
That film came to pass when a young NYU student named
Paul Lovelace
proposed it. Films and especially student films being the somewhat
crude and iffy and time-consuming propositions they tend to be, I had
my doubts, but I liked the kid a lot and figured what the hell. I
thought the results were fine—think often of the final shot of
my riding up Fourth Avenue on my bike from the Voice offices—and
became full-fledged friends with Paul. Carola and I attended his
marriage to Jessica Wolfson and as unremitting baby fans went to visit
them uptown more than once after they became parents. Then they moved
to Austin, where they became successful filmmakers; recently Paul was
brought on board to help make a much larger-budget feature-length
documentary directed by bizwise tech entrepreneur Matty Wishnow and
focused on none other than uxorious rock critic Robert
Christgau. Working with Paul on that film has been somewhere between a
pleasure and a joy. In case you hadn't guessed, I can't wait to see
it. Let me add that Paul was an producer, writer, and editor on the
now-in-theaters documentary
Swamp Dogg Gets
His Pool Painted, which I've recommended
here before and recommend again.
April 16, 2025Essential pre-internet reference works, El Lay vs L.A., more music from the Great White North, de gustibus non disputandum est, roll over Beethoven, and party politics briefly considered. [Q] Hi Bob, I wonder what some of your essential pre-internet reference works were. Back before Google, what books or resources did you keep around and refer to regularly as you wrote the Consumer Guide or long-form pieces—whether for genre history, artist catalog, music theory/terminology, chart information, or anything else? -- Jay Thompson, Seattle [A]
Joel Whitburn's guides to the Billboard charts have always
been valuable. I still keep them on my desk's bookshelf, although I
see that the unbound, stapled, pamphlet-style first edition without
which I couldn't have written the '70s CG book that made me slightly
famous, is missing its first and final pages, so tattered it now
starts with Avalon and ends with Welch. The Whitburn I still use is
The Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits. I also keep The Trouser
Press Record Guide close at hand.
[Q] Why do you call it "El Lay?" -- Lonnie, Boston [A]
This New York chauvinist gibe was concocted by Village Voice fashion
writer Blair Sabol. As an unbowed NYC chauvinist I couldn't resist it
but will note that this was well before the flowering of such (note
spelling) L.A. punk-era bands as
X, the
Minutemen,
L7,
Black Flag,
NOFX, and my special faves the
Descendents. El Lay is or
should I say was about the biz, which I always made room for as well
despite my continuing skepticism about the Laurel Canyon
folkie-virtuoso sensibility, which helped generate plenty of good
music even so.
[Q] Why isn't THE BAND on your list of great Canadian artists? Yes one of them, Levon Helm, was American but their formative years were playing in Toronto. Moreover, there's something very Canadian about them, despite the fact that they're sometimes classified as "Americana." By the way, the late Garth Hudson was awarded the Order of Canada. -- Lawrence Casse, Toronto [A]
Pure oversight, obviously—an oversight reflecting the
inconvenient fact that I've always respected them more than I've liked
them, although I do have a dim memory of being surprised at how much I
enjoyed hearing them after seeing a movie featuring them that's also a
dim memory. One reason is that I've never found even one of them a
remarkable singer, another that I've never thought either their
songwriting or their groove all that either. The only album of theirs
I actively liked was never Consumer Guided, at least in part because
it came out precisely when I was breaking up with Ellen Willis, an all
too engrossing endeavor: 1969's eponymous, as they like to say, The
Band. If this answer hasn't perturbed you I suggest you look over the
Consumer Guide reviews they
inspired. The corrective to this disinterest is Greil Marcus's
Mystery Train, where the Band plays a major role. After which
you might take a look at Barney Hoskyns's considerably less idyllic
Woodstock book Small Town Talk. Not exactly a utopia, that
town.
[Q] Why do you dislike progressive rock music so much when the genre has brought so much amazing music to my ears that I would have never heard in any other genre of music? There's no way that music this beautiful and emotionally affecting can be bad. -- Brent Dubroc, New Orleans [A]
For starters, de gustibus non disputandum est. Like what you like. But
prog is pretentious by proud self-definition and too often utterly
devoid of anything I would call groove. If you actively enjoy its
style of full-of-itself and have managed to reside in the Groove
Capitol of the Universe without developing a deep-seated craving for
groove itself, a peculiarity you clearly share with millions of others
who prefer the technical skills of such prog drummers as Yes's Bill
Bruford, none other than Genesis's Phil Collins, ELP's Carl Palmer
himself, and Lord help you Kansas's Phil Ehart, enjoy if enjoyment is
what that feeling is. This
major Ziggy Modeliste fan would
much rather feel his lungs expand as his mind taps its foot and his
favorite person in the world dances around the dining room.
[Q] First of all I want to wish you a happy birthday—we share the same one [April 18, ed.]. I've been listening to a lot of classical music lately. Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Vivaldi, and Haydn continue to get listening time. I know you don't review many classical recordings. Still you clearly have knowledge of the music by your references in reviews of various artists such as Yes and Eric Carmen. Do you find yourself listening to any classical these days and if so what composers? -- Nathaniel Lathy, Columbus, Ohio [A]
I own a fair amount of classical music that came in the mail but just
about never play it. I could say I like Stravinsky and Bach and
Vivaldi and it would be true enough, but that's memory at best,
although when I took it upon myself to read Proust at 17 my professor,
a terrific old poet named
Ramon Guthrie, told our little seminar that Proust was inspired by
Beethoven's C sharp minor quartet, which I listened to on earphones in
the library and liked so much I bought it as an adult and have even
played it a few times.
[Q] Have you ever voted Republican in any presidential election? -- Daniel, Satu Mare, Romania [A]
Nope, but maybe for senator or something. In 1968 I did vote for at
least one Republican councilman I recall, named Don Weeden. The
basically anti-electoral Ellen Willis did too. Our councilman, whose
name has slipped my mind, was a Jewish Democrat who'd been around for
decades and was no progressive. Of course, that was in 1968, by which
time Republican John Lindsay was the relatively progressive mayor. And
in 2000 I voted for Nader rather than Gore, which in New York meant
nothing in the electoral college but in Florida might well have
provided Bush with his tiny margin of victory. In retrospect, I think
the fame Nader earned for his considerable consumer-protection and
environmental achievements went to his head the way even earned and
principled fame so often does and as a result wrecked our electoral
politics. And I will add that I can't imagine how a Romanian could
follow all this detail.
March 19, 2025Music of the True North, boxing days, the Bobbsey Twins as vocabulary builders, no soul radio (see also: Mark. 8 Verses 34 to 38), patriotic verb clusters, and remembering David Johansen. [Q] Now that we are on the brink of war with Canada, I share with you my Canad8:
Safe assumption that you never warmed up to Rush—even after Geddy's register dropped an octave or two—but I argue that they had a great run from Hemispheres to Signals, with some listenable albums here-and-there otherwise. You gave Loreena McKennitt a dud, but I found myself more and more curious, as she often ventured into early Celtic music and tales. -- Adam S. Fenton, Menifee, California [A]
Young,
Mitchell,
McGarrigles, to a somewhat lesser
extent
Cohen—titans all. And right,
Rush to a much much lesser
extent are my kind of band—my tastes jn rock run obviously run
more punk/new wave, although the
Guess Who played a minor role in
my 1969 breakup with Ellen Willis ("Undun" was key at that moment) and
I also found
Bachman-Turner Overdrive OK. But
really, give me the
New Pornographers,
Tokyo Police Club, recently
Pony. Plus some great rappers:
K'naan,
Backxwash, and last but also
very near the top of this graf the great
Buck 65.
[Q] I used to treasure your December Consumer Guides in the 1990s because they featured the best reissues of the year. Re-reading some of them lately, I notice that your introduction always mentioned how you focused on single disc (or sometimes two-CD sets) instead of box sets. Nevertheless, you have reviewed several box sets over the years and my question relates to box sets. Assuming that you own a lot more box sets than those you've reviewed, what are one or two or three boxes that you're glad are on your shelves, even though they may not be worth reviewing, and why? -- Henry T, Flushing [A]
A quick count indicates that I have going on 60 box sets in my office
and another 30 or so in the hall. There may be more somewhere. I don't
recall buying a single one, though there may be a few
exceptions—just about every one arrived in the mail free,
usually back in the good old review-copy days. I keep them primarily
because they orient me as nothing else could when I want to write
about one of the artists a collection compiles. The only ones I play
with the slightest regularity are the two
Armstrongs—Portrait
of the Artist as a Young Man, a career-spanning omnibus, and
The Complete Hot Five and Hot Seven Recordings, which documents
his '20s stuff. I don't play them because a choice album or sometimes
two or even three will sate my hunger and curiosity (and/or maybe
prove a special delight for Carola or Nina).
[Q] One of the benefits I've received from reading you for 40-plus years is that my vocabulary has been expanded due to your penchant for using arcane language at times. From who else would I have learned "prognathous" from an Aerosmith review or "lagniappe" while checking your thoughts on a Warren Zevon record? Nobody, that's who. Do you just have a natural gift for absorbing and retaining obscure vocabulary or have you always had a thesaurus (or open thesaurus tab) by your side. I suspect the former, but am curious. -- Bob Kannen, Brattleboro, Vermont [A]
From first grade, where I quickly learned to read well enough to
devour all my mom's old Bobbsey Twins books, I've had a large
vocabulary for my age, because my reading did not stop with the
Bobbsey Twins. I've always read a lot. That said, however,
"prognathous" I must have come upon while doing my best to nail a
metaphor. "Lagniappe," however, has been in my recall vocabulary for
decades. Have no idea why or how. But I don't use big words to
impress; I use what I regard as the most apt under the circumstances,
which can vary enormously.
[Q] I have two questions; the first is simply a request. Please get out of politics and stop insulting the President. You have done nothing tangible for this country and worship a band called Wussy. No comparison. And you have no idea how despicable and damaging your ideologies are or how deficient your understanding. My question is this: Where will you go when you "check out"? I've read your work for years and value it highly, but I'm truly concerned for your soul. -- William C. Kittrell, Byhalia, Mississippi [A]
I believe that when I die I will survive nowhere except in the hearts
and minds of my loved ones, friends, and admirers. But I'm aware that
no living human has any way to be certain that there's no such thing
as life after death, although if there is it will certainly not be
life as physical humans experience it. As for the president (literate
humans do not capitalize it as a noun as opposed to title, a
grammatical usage I'm sure sticks in the barely literate
motherfucker's craw in the unlikely event that he's aware of it at
all): He's a vindictive, pathologically resentful, racist
greedhead—evil, as I have not the slightest doubt the God whose
existence I think so unlikely is all too aware if he's out there
keeping tabs. Value that highly if you will.
[Q] Hey Mr. Christgau, America, my sunny and dusty old friend. The cowboys, the horses, and the plains. The bands of brothers. Is this goodbye? -- Martin Moeller, Vejle, Denmark [A]
Hope not, but can hardly blame you for asking. To borrow two verb
clusters from
Talking Points Memo's
Josh Marshall,
it's up to all of us on this side of the Atlantic to
defy-delay-undo, to slow-impede-defeat. I'm a patriotic
democrat/Democrat. So is almost everyone I know except a few
out-and-out leftists. But I don't know anyone who's feeling actively
confident that we'll be able to take some deep breaths four years from
now.
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